Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived the opportunist courage-less hyenas and the scruffy butt-licking pigs who managed a used-to be-abandoned kingdom named Kandang Utan.
Although Kandang Utan was managed by ball-less dog-cousins and yes-sir pigs, many wise eagles could also be found there. However, many of these tactful creatures had been made handicapped by the management, physically and emotionally.
According to an old owl, who had always observed the surroundings yet dared not make a sound, one of the butt-licking pigs always hid a portion of the day's catch from the hyenas and the eagles. He appeared to be very hardworking when they 'went' out to hunt for prey, but he would eventually sneaked out to his private bush and lay there all day long.
When the oldest and the highest ranking hyena came out from the cave to check on his self-claimed kingdom, the pig would quickly run towards him and playfully snug under the king-hyena smelly armpit and start to lick his boots (i mean, his paws). He would then tell tales of their hunting trip and explain how he captured the biggest zebra and prepared a feast for the king.
"Zebra? nice one piggy! No wonder they put you second in the food-chain. Owh, I mean second in the reign-chain. Good for you"
Piggy licking the hyena's paws "Ooo, you are too kind sir. I am just a humble servant whose obligation is to serve you in the very best manner".
After the king-hyena went back into his cave, the pig started to yell out commands to the horses to work harder and find the biggest zebra for the king.
"Yo piggy, you ain't feasting on my cousin you stinking retarded 'lowfat' (read: low=pendek, fat=berlemak i.e. go figure yourself!)!"
The piggy felt angry and tried to kick one of the young horsies. Suddenly a black stallion sent the pig flying across the field. He fell hard on the ground and quickly the commando-hyena jumped on the black stallion and bit his muscular back leg.
...to be continued...
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