During lunch earlier

Zak, "Bila Zak nak kawin nanti nak buat masa birthday Zak"

Mom, "Macam mana kalau orang sana pun nak buat birthday dia"

Zak, "Apa susah, tunang birthday Zak, kawin birthday dia lah"

Zak is an eight year old monster who wants to get married to a girl who has fair complexion ^_^ because he finds himself as a bit dark and thinks fairness is the real beauty, arghhh..my brother's mind has been exploited by all those stupid adverts!!