Beware of Orang Gila around you!

There's a guy in my kungfu class, I think his name is Lee. He's been trying to flirt Mimi since the day he joined our class. Mimi's very much annoyed that one day she thought of telling him off by saying she's a homo, but I told her not to do so...Alex - our sifu, would surely be glad to announce it in class then :P . During our last grading, he saw me sparring with Mimi and executing some "fancy" taekwon-do kicks. The week after that, he came to me saying that he wants to learn that kick...

"hey, so nice lah your kick...what is it called?"

(pretending that I forgot the whole thing) "erm, which one arr?"

"aaa...the one...the one you do from nowhere"

"heh?which one lah?"

"it's like surprise kick, from behind..."

(if I say donkey kick also he'll believe me) "erm, fast- mode reverse turning kick "

"ya...ya, that one lah...what kick again. can you teach me?"

It was so susah to make him understand that he's not welcome here so I decided to show him that one kick, and quickly walked away from him.

This morning, I made sure that I sat very, very far from him. Unfortunately he stood up and the next thing I knew he was sitting beside me. I ignored him, trying to be as cold as possible. I knew he was trying to find the right word for conversation. Then he said,

"you are not going for the selection ah?"

"NO"

"you come early today"

"ehem..."

I was saved by Alex when he called us to start the dragon training...wah, so lega. During the 2 mins break, he came and sat beside me AGAIN. I really wanted to kick his back side lah...so annoying lah this guy. He then started talking again about how he wanted to join the team sparring but then he thought it'd be a waste of time becuase the training won't do any good for him. (as if he's so good lah, perasan betul!!) . By that time, I just couldn't be polite anymore. I stood up and walked away from him while he's bragging about himself. The next time I come to training, if he comes near me again - I would either scold him, embarrass him in the public or simply kick his back side really HARD!!