Presenting Dyslexic Donuts

-the title sounds like an alternative underground band huh? Kinda like it hehehe-

*Are you dyslexic?*

Well, the most sincere answer that I can give is a simple 'No'.

My classmate, Y, asked me this question after I presented my seminar paper on Jonathan Culler. In my presentation, I wrote a 'poem' backwards, from right to left instead of the normal left to right. I tried to prove that without the 'internalized grammar' of a concept in literature (in this case the unusual FORM of the poem), one would face some difficulties to understand it.

I thought the question was funny? One, because I'm pretty sure if I'm dyslexic I might not be in the same class with her (I might have given up after a week or two spent sitting in a Master class due to the intolerable pressure). Two, because if I'm dyslexic, I'd see words jumbled up and many other terbalik things, but I'm sure the 'ability' to write terbalik is not part of it... I'm looking at it in a positive light tho' - Einstein is claimed to be dyslexic too, (correct me if I'm wrong...heard this from my lecturer) - so, I guess I should accept it as a compliment ;)

*More Presentation*

Well, everybody from the Accounting programme had performed the task given to them except S***r**z. He went MIA this afternoon, and I guess he won't be doing his assignment, what a pity...have to deduct his marks then HAHAHAHA!

A BM lecturer terjah-ed my classroom when my BM student was 'singing' a song for her assignment (perhaps it was slightly louder than usual because she wore headphone)...this lecturer didn't even knock on my door, and sticked her head out at the door, and yelled "You are disturbing my class!!!" - hahahaha, talk about professionalism at workplace!!! Dah la tak bagi salam, lagi nak malukan aku depan students ku yang tercinta. Hormat la aku sket, walaupun aku junior ko...terbukti kelas aku happening dari kelas ko hahahaha...jeles ar tu, kwang3X. You know, it's not that I can't accept criticisms atau teguran membina...tapi, the approach must also be correct lah. You cannot simply enter my class and yell at me and my student 'as you like it' - this is not a Shakespearean play!!! bleeeeeeeeeeh...

*Dunkin' Donut*

S**i, N***e and I went to pick up some books from the National Library on Friday (me the unofficial KU's Dugong Driver. Read: Dugong is a type of car). On the way back to our college, we stopped at Giant and S**i bought some doughnuts for us (trying to bodek us hehehe). We sat in the car and ate the doughnuts. Half way thru mine, I accidentally squeezed the bluberry doughnut and the filling fell onto my tudung. N***e had a good laugh before she accidentally dropped her doughnut on her baju (HAHAHAHA - padan muka, dapat ko CASH!!!). Not long after that, S**i made a remark "korang ni makan pun tah hape2, macam budak2, tumpah sana sini..." - then my doughnut went flying towards her and landed on her black baju kurung - I swear to God I didn't do it on purpose, it just happened. Kwang3X, S**i, ko pun dapat CASH!!! Laugh, laugh, laugh, giggle, giggle, giggle.

Moral: Don't eat donuts and laugh!!! Don't eat and kutuk people (eat first, then kutuk hahahaha)!!!Don't eat donuts without drinks (ape la ko S**i, tak belanja air sekali :P) These might cause fatal injuries, either to your pride or your psyche, or your physical body!!!

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Enough for tonight...let's sleep peeps!

Goonite Lou, goonite May, goonite Davis...goonite ladies, goonite gentlemen (yeah2, I'm not as mad as Ophelia, that's why I include Davis hehehehe)

-lieawulf OUT!-