The boy who cried "MOO"

I've finished typing my discourse analysis written assignment. Next week, I have an oral performance - interviewing the taekwon-do "champ", Bai Yang the interviewer and me the mangsa! Actually, I wanted to do something different. Journalist/Reporter doing a street interview on merdeka celebration, but she thinks it'd be too short. So, we agreed to do this interview - I don't really like the idea of exposing my involvement in tkd in front of my classmates, I just don't feel comfortable about it. Have told her about this, and she said everything will be OK! I malas to argue, so I kept quiet (hey, why don't we perform a demo, I kick your head off your neck, wouldn't that be nice?) FYI, I'm more violent when I'm quiet - it shows that I'm imagining the best way to make you suffer hahaha. No lah, playing a polite malaysian, I had to be quiet and to surpress my own ideas :P

The boy who cried "MOO" is the title of my written assignment, it's a short story about a boy who turns into a cow. Does that ring a bell? Indeed, it's my version of Shahril Morat's My Chicken Story. Since Shahril himself wrote it as a "parody" to another story, I think it's OK for me to do the same thing hehehe. The shortest and some might say the stupidest story I've ever wrote. You see, I learned that contemporary writers write for the purpose of entertainment unlike Sidney and the gang who wrote (sbb semua dah mati) for the sake of teaching and delighting. So, there is nothing wrong if I decided to write a stupid story to entertain the readers :D