Legends Family Day, some where in December 2003
Was filling up my cup with air sirap when a boy, about 8 or 9 years old walked up to me.
Boy: Kak, can you please help me. I want some water.
Alia: Air ape?
Boy: Can I have some zero water please?
Alia: Huh?
Boy: Z E R O water
Alia: ZERO WATER??
Boy: Bisa kasi air mati...air kosong bibik?
I smiled, gave him the drink and he walked back to his mummy, "That kakak doesn't understand english same like Bibik at our house!!"
Aiyak, kids nowadays ah...I bet his bibik must have taught him english hahahaha. Zero water - Air kosong, estupida!! And calling me "bibik", uisk, abis glamour aku!!
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Father's day, Melting Pot, Concorde Hotel Shah Alam, 20th June 2004
Ejean: Weih, ko buat ape tuh...
N: Tak sengaja lah
Alia: Ko dah gila ke, ini bukan kenduri kat kampung!!
Fighter: (whispering to Lukluk) ingatkan kenduri kat Parit Raja jer orang buat camni
Zak: eeeeee, kampung betul! Macam tak pernah pegi hotel.
N: Alah, bukan saja nak buat camtuh
Alia: Bodoh, bodoh, bodoh, bodoh, bodoh!!!
Everbody laughed for about 5-8 minutes. Sakit perut because I ate more than usual, and then burst into laughter...
N had actually poured some water on the carpet to wash her hands, and I think that's the stupidest and most embarrassing thing that one could do in a hotel's coffee house!! And on father's day some more, aiyak, as if Baba didn't teach you table manners...erm, quite true actually, Mom was the one who taught us table manners hehehe. We made sure that N suffers from the embarrassment by sharing the incident with other family members. On the way back from Shah Alam, N sent an sms to me dedicating a song aired on ERA at that moment, "Trauma" by Elite. Hahahahahaha!!
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